You Can Hate Me Now

I guess I'm supposed to do the obligatory Pro Obama post like all the other ones. Hell, if not for him, then hip-hop or the ancestors. Damn that, I will leave all the politico to the experts (peep the video at the bottom for my thought on President-elect Obama).

Instead, I decided to post some ignorant consumerist sheit. That's right... After waiting a fortnight and some change, I finally got my hands on the new BlackBerry Bold or Vader as it will heretofore be referred. I can't even say more than that. I have to go play with it. PAUSE.

My New Platonic Crush...

OK, let me explain... Yes, I know Rachel Maddow (seen above) probably has no interest in dudes. That's cool, cause I am married and I am not actually sexually attracted to her. That said, she is one hell of a mind f--- (read: the kind of person that actually can stimulate you mentally... perverts). She also has a subtle way of insulting her interview subjects without them ever knowing it (a talent I am trying to perfect). Keith Olbermann should take some notes.

The only things I don't like about my Rach are 1) when she's not on her own show she looks like she works at Petco and B) she got mind f---ed by Obama on national television. Yes, we know dude is Black Jesus 2.0 but come on, Rachel. You're a Rhodes Scholar too. And a lesbian. You can't like a man!

Classic Maddow:



And the infamous Obama affair:

I Highly Recommend...

It's late and I am running on fumes but I had to recommend Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist. Wifey and I saw it last weekend and it features two of my favorite things... great music and New York City. And its cast, led by Michael Cera and Kat Dennings, aren't bad either. Peep the trailer here:

If I Wasn't Already Married...

I know, I know...I am a day late and (thanks to the "impending" recession) more than a few dollars short, but I had to post this video. It was all the rage on the plantation yesterday so I figured I would drop my two cents on it.

PURE PERFECTION.

As I told a fellow blogger this morning, "Beyoncé's legs + baby oil + gyrating = success."

So, enjoy!

The Empire Strikes Back

The Darkside is conspiring.... and they will rise again soon. TMB, bitches!

I Highly Recommend...

Pineapple Express

Yes, I have read the reviews and I do agree TO SOME EXTENT that the film falls apart towards the end but this is still the funniest comedy I have seen in a long time. Team Apatow definitely strikes again. And don't let the commercials fool you, this film is not ALL Seth Rogen and James Franco. Danny McBride and Craig Robinson damn near steal every scene they're in. You have to check this out! I highly recommend it.

There Are No Words...

Other than... brilliant! Virginia is, indeed, for lovers. Giggity giggity.