This Gives "Sandwhich" A Whole New Meaning

I am back, bitches. And apparently I should be headed back out to Quizno's.

Damn you, Quizno's. First you had Scott and that insanely awkward funny commercial ("Put it in me, Scott!") and now this (NSFW):




Smut + Viral Marketing = Genius

All Hail King Henry...

Like most, I have been a longtime OutKast fan. HOWEVER, while I know most of you all worship at the altar of Andre 3000, you can more often than not find me down the street praising at Big Boi Baptist. Yes, I DID like Speakerboxxx better than The Love Below... There, I said it. I even liked Got Purp?, Vol. 2. So, it goes without saying that I am looking forward to Sir Luscious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty.

As a teaser, Big Boi teamed with the folks at Funny Or Die (my favorite comedy site) for this little jewel. Enjoy!

Big Boi Presents: King Henry - watch more funny videos

Damn, Domino's... Damn

See... and I hated Domino's Pizza because the tomato sauce gives me heartburn. THIS is some other shit. Two employees, Kristy Hammonds and Michael Setzer, were recently canned for posting a really gross video on YouTube. See it below (yay!):



While I can't say I am surprised, as a child of the '80s, I don't know what's worse -- that or this:



Domino's CEO Dave Brandon may want to enlist the dynamic duo for his next TV spot. In the meantime, I am going to go an rent "Waiting."

Who Wants To Date A Celebutante

It's good when the nutjobs can make fun of themselves. Especially, the really hot nutjobs. Enter Lindsay Lohan's new Funny Or Die video. I am sure its everywhere but hey I needed a blogpost for today.

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

A Star Fucker's Dream

Ripped right out of the headlines of Star, US Weekly and OK!, celebs are people too... and they have colorful relatives too. Don't believe me, then just watch this moving video from Funny Or Die.

Zac Efron's Pool Party from Zac Efron

BTW, if PWT relatives are Zac's only problem then I will switch places with him (Vanessa Hudgens included) in a heartbeat (I kid, I kid). And shout out to Latifah on the 1s and 2s. Do Jersey proud!

The Proverbial Fat Kid DOES Love Cake

As a former chubby kid and a dude who can stand to lose a few lbs, I can say this with little guilt... This shit is ridiculous. Watch and enjoy:

More funny videos like the "Fat Kid Raps About Food" at Heavy.com

Ironically enough, I was just telling someone that I wanted to adopt a fat white boy... because they're so hysterical on sitcoms.

My Kind Of Celebrity Deathmatch

*NERD ALERT*



This is both awesome and ridiculous!

Lex Luthor Needs That Guap

If you know TMB, you know one of his heroes is Superman. Call me a nerd (I dare you), but the Man of Steel (no homo) has always been my favorite superhero. So, of course when I saw John Hamm portraying Lex Luthor in this Funny Or Die video, I knew I had to share it with you all.

I am not a fan of Madmen, in fact I have never seen an episode, but between this and his recent guest stint on 30 Rock, I may have to Netflix Don Draper and his boys.

"Lex Luthor Bailout" with Jon Hamm - watch more funny videos

In These Tough Economic Times...

You take the gig as it comes. Someone get me an app to this place.

Black Friend Finder - watch more funny videos