dammit, janet

burritos? reeeeally though?

i don't judge. but come on. get it together, son.

Superman That Shoe

If you know anything about TMB personally, it's that I have a sincere child-like appreciation for all things Superman... and yes, that includes Smallville. That and G.I. Joe (but I already covered that). So, I had to post Dwight Howard's Superman kicks from the NBA Slam Dunk competition. I think Howard blew his load (no homo) doing the Superman schtick too early in the competition on Saturday, but props to Nate Robinson for coming out with the whole "Kryptonate" green uni, Pro Combat arm brace, Nike Foamposite Lite and basketball. Good Stuff. Peep Nate's winning dunk below:

Kobe Haters Unite

TMB is branching out! That's right! I want to introduce you all to the kid's resident NBA head and all-around good dude (sort of), Da Lightskinn'd assassin.

While I was upstate visiting a friend, I asked my dude to share his thoughts on the 2009 All-Star game. Without further ado...

The NBA stars were out in Phoenix on Sunday. And to everyone's surprise, at least those betting on the WEST, Kobe and Shaq were Co-MVP of the 58th Annual NBA All-Star game. It seemed that Kobe was just playing along with Shaq, when in truth, he still despises him. Yet again Mr. I wanna one-up Jordan (check his uni number) has taken home the hardware with Shaq right there, just like his three championships rings. That gonna irk Kobe . He took an obscene amount of shots in the first quarter (try hoisting up 10 attempts in six minutes at your local Y and you’ll be sitting on pine) and finished with game high 27 points, but the big cactus Shaq still joined him at the podium. Reflecting on the nostalgia of playing with the big fella, “We are not going to go back to the room and watch Steel Magnolias or something like that," said Bryant (see the video below). True indeed but perhaps Kobe should check out the “I Love You, Man” movie with his rekindled bromance.

I suggest you all keep an eye out for this cat. He may soon have his own blog... or at least a login here.

Adidas All-Star Exclusives

What more do I need to say? You can't even cop these in stores. Sometimes, I love my job. Stay tuned for more All-Star kicks to come.

I Read...

OK, I totally stole that line from a TV show but I refuse to admit which one. Anywho... I do read a lot of blogs (usually for my 9 to 5 slave) and sometimes they are so dead on I decide not to post on the same subject. With that in mind, I present my newest recurring post called (guess) -- "I READ..."

Busting on Olivia | Olivia Munn
Plasma Globe Dunnys | Kanyeuniversecity
Ray-J got fans... These are not them | about absolutely nothing OR Shining Path
The Best of Lonely Island | Complex
Cons and Kid Cudi Redo "Buggin Out" | Miss Info

T-Pain on SNL > Than "Dick In A Box"?

I don't know if I can honestly say that because they were two different types of songs. That said, I think we can all agree that one thing is clear -- Andy Samberg is a musical genius (I can't wait for The Lonely Island album). See y'all at the Boat Show.

Video Recaps | Full Episodes | Webisodes

"Ms. Katie, You My Best Friend"

I know I am late in posting this so I will keep this brief and say, Lil Wayne + Katie Couric + talk of gangsters, "syrup," weed and bowling = Awesomeness! Enjoy!

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The Melos... My Man

I feel like a dickhead. I have had these pics of the Melo M5s in my digital camera for ages (ages = 3+ months). Anywho, the good folks at Jordan invited the kid and a colleague out to see them back in November and they were pretty fly -- nice detailing and whatnot. Check them out for yourselves below!




Aiight, it's late... I am out.

Since Knowing IS Half The Battle...

OMFG! What more do I need to say other than watch this... and see you in line this August.



And yes, I did just nerd out for G.I. Joe. So!?!?!?