Sunday, November 2, 2008

My New Platonic Crush...

OK, let me explain... Yes, I know Rachel Maddow (seen above) probably has no interest in dudes. That's cool, cause I am married and I am not actually sexually attracted to her. That said, she is one hell of a mind f--- (read: the kind of person that actually can stimulate you mentally... perverts). She also has a subtle way of insulting her interview subjects without them ever knowing it (a talent I am trying to perfect). Keith Olbermann should take some notes.

The only things I don't like about my Rach are 1) when she's not on her own show she looks like she works at Petco and B) she got mind f---ed by Obama on national television. Yes, we know dude is Black Jesus 2.0 but come on, Rachel. You're a Rhodes Scholar too. And a lesbian. You can't like a man!

Classic Maddow:

And the infamous Obama affair:

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